This ottoman is comfy but I’d better not roll over.
Author: Maka Koa
What’s that?
I thought this street was all mine. Now I see a crowd for runners headed this way! I think The Girl lied to me.
What a joker.
The Girl plucked a bunch of fur off of me and Fabian thought it would be funny to use it as a toupee. I guess this is his imitation of Donald Trump.
Must. Concentrate.
If I wish hard enough, this leaf will turn into bacon.
She’s back.
The Girl and Bossman went away for a while but now they’re back. We went for a walk and The Girl insisted that I pose for another picture with her. What’s her deal?!
Mr. Kicky
Mr. Kicky stayed with us this weekend and he took me for a walk on Sunday morning. He must be from the same litter as The Girl because he made me take the same kind of picture with him too. I got a good whiff of him and he kinda smells the same as her too.
Really?!
I got a deadly bath today and I don’t get a McRib?! Sure, the beef stick was tasty but I think I deserve THIS too!
New Friend
This little guy came over last night and we had a good time. Turbo’s pretty fast on all fours and smells pretty good too.
Wondering…
If I just stick myself over here, do you think The Girl will get tricked into taking me to the gym along with the rest of her stuff?
So annoying…
Can you tell this guy to stop following me? He’s even looking over trying to talk to me!