Ah, now that Kumquat is in this stroller, I can have easier access to her toes. Nice.
Author: Maka Koa
Mine.
I see you, Fatty. You’re not getting my spot.
You call THAT a toy?!
Kumquat was playing with this thing that plays music and lights up. Once I got a closer look, I thought, “That’s no fun.”
So I brought over one of my favorite toys.
“Lemme show you how you use it. This is WAY better.”
Storytime
You trying to turn the page? Lemme help you with that.
Lesson #1
OK Squirt, here’s Lesson #1: Look both ways before crossing the street.
Lesson #2
Here’s Lesson #2: You see that crowd of people? Plow right through it like you own it. Don’t let the people in orange and black scare ya.
Cups
Kumquat was sharing her cups with me today. Not sure why she loves them so bad. Tennis balls are way better.
Cozy
Whut?! It’s oval, has a blanket, and filled with lots of furry friends. Looks like my bed. Why can’t I sleep here?!
Not mine?
You sure those toys aren’t for me?!
I don’t get it.
Those balls look just like the ones I already have but The Girl keeps telling me “no!” So they’re NOT mine?! Seriously?! Kumquat doesn’t even know what to do with them. There’s no way they’ll fit in her puny mouth.
