The Girl tells her friends that I eat carrots and most of them are surprised. WHY?! They’re so tasty! When I don’t get the real ones, this stuffed one sometimes helps curb the cravings.
Category: treats
nom nom nom
A dog’s gotta get his fiber somewhere. Just don’t tell The Girl that I’ve been “pruning” her plants.
Psst.
Hey. Kid. Make sure to leave some burger crumbs, will ya? And pass me a couple carrots when you’re free.
Reminder
Just in case you didn’t hear me. I would like a Double-Double Animal Style. KThxBye.
Truce
The Girl and Carrot Mommy tricked me into a bath in the backyard today. That wasn’t very nice. Later that afternoon, Carrot Mommy and I made up. I know she’s got a prime rib in the fridge for me.
Must. Concentrate.
If I wish hard enough, this leaf will turn into bacon.
Really?!
I got a deadly bath today and I don’t get a McRib?! Sure, the beef stick was tasty but I think I deserve THIS too!
For me?!
The Girl got a box of veggies at the front door on Tuesday and it had a bunch of organic carrots inside. For Thanksgiving, I got one of them. Yesh!!!
Score!
The Girl took me to the store today because she was out of poop bags. I made it out of there without a deadly bath AND took home at bully stick! Oh happy day.
In a hurry!
Man, I can’t seem to get home fast enough. The Girl wouldn’t let me jaywalk either. This stick is making me slobber.