
Maybe I should get a lick of that coffee you have there on the table. Or…I could just go take a nap.

Maybe I should get a lick of that coffee you have there on the table. Or…I could just go take a nap.

I’ll do almost anything for a treat.

You don’t actually expect me to open the container, do you?

Hm…I have a sneaky suspicion that it’s not a treat after all.

*SNARF SNARF* It’s not a treat…it’s a new member of the pack. The Girl says his name is Mr. Fizzle. *sigh*

…for a lick of your coffee?

“Happy Belated Birthday, Koa!
From Smush”

I’ll be sure to share the ribs with you when you come over later. You rock. Tell your humans they’re extra-awesome.

…the other day The Girl thought it would be a good idea to take me along to the fried chicken place for lunch. Meanwhile, I’m tied to the rail and forced to watch her eat. I thought at least Treat Girl would give me something but nope…no luck.

Maybe some of that waffle that came with your chicken? Shyoot.