
The Girl and Bossman left for over a week and Carrot Mommy hung out with me at home. She’s awesome but often likes to tease me with treats that I can’t have.

The Girl and Bossman left for over a week and Carrot Mommy hung out with me at home. She’s awesome but often likes to tease me with treats that I can’t have.

I’m SO getting some turkey this year.

I got plenty of turkey last night and now my stomach is paying for it. I even had to wake up The Girl at 4 am this morning for a poo emergency. Gross.

This is the store where The Girl gets my food. It’s also where I get treats. It’s also where I get the deadly bath. I can never tell which one it’s going to be. I suppose The Girl likes to keep me on my toes.

The Girl came home last night with this bird-looking thing on her head. I wanted to rip that sucka apart but she threw it in the trash instead. I wanted those feathers!!!

Little J came over and must have had carrots hidden up his sleeve all night. It was carrot-tastic.

The Girl got some new friends in the mail and they look like tasty treats for me.

I got a piece of sausage off your plate. How you like DAT?!

Pancakes…nom nom…are…nom…so tasty.

I can has chikun nuggetz?