OK Squirt, here’s Lesson #1: Look both ways before crossing the street.
Category: my peeps
Lesson #2
Here’s Lesson #2: You see that crowd of people? Plow right through it like you own it. Don’t let the people in orange and black scare ya.
Cups
Kumquat was sharing her cups with me today. Not sure why she loves them so bad. Tennis balls are way better.
Not mine?
You sure those toys aren’t for me?!
I don’t get it.
Those balls look just like the ones I already have but The Girl keeps telling me “no!” So they’re NOT mine?! Seriously?! Kumquat doesn’t even know what to do with them. There’s no way they’ll fit in her puny mouth.
Squarshy
This duck takes up a lot of space but he makes a fantastic pillow.
Alone Time
The Girl took me on a long morning walk today without the tiny human. It was just like old times.
Birthday Gifts
It’s my 9th birthday today and I got two gifts today. The first was an armadillo. I’m calling him Diggy.
I also got a GIANT bully stick. It was awesome. Happy Birthday to ME!
Pourin’ one out for my homie…
My homie, Smush, was murdered by a neighbor late this evening. He was only 5 pounds but had the spunk of a 20-pounder! He loved flaming hot cheetos and sleeping on Susie’s lap. He also had the BEST treats at his house and didn’t mind sharing them with me.
He was also about to become a TV star and his life was too short.
Rest in Peach, Smush. I’ll miss you. Love, Koa
Hey!
That’s my eye you’re poking, kid!