
OK. I think I’m done with my weekend in the snow. It’s time to head indoors to defrost my nose. Hold on while I get this stuff off my back.

OK. I think I’m done with my weekend in the snow. It’s time to head indoors to defrost my nose. Hold on while I get this stuff off my back.



I went to a BBQ today with The Girl and Bossman and met a bunch of other dogs and a certain little pigtailed girl who kept following me around. I can usually shake off little monsters but she was persistent and even crawled under to the table to find me. At one point, Bossman held me in his lap so that she could pet me and play with my tail. That was fine…until she grabbed by balls. That was not cool.

These drinking fountains rule. They certainly come in handy when you’re in the middle of marking every blade of grass and tree trunk in sight. Keep your food foot on that pedal, Girl!

With my ears folded back into aerodynamic-mode, I become a lightning bolt made of fur! Don’t blink cuz you might miss me.

One of the best things about living in Irvine was the thrill of finding a fuwwy wabbit in the bushes every morning. The last time I got locked out of the house, I went on a wabbit wampage down the street. It was awesome. Too bad The Girl realized I was missing and came by to pick me up.

The Stupid Girl tricked Stupid Me into thinking I was going on an extra walk today. Instead, we ended up at the stupid bathhouse and I got a stupid bath. *sigh* I may look happy but that’s just what I look like when I’m trying not to crap myself in the tub. Stupid Girl…stupid bath…

When The Girl goes to the food store, she ties me up by the stairwell. Why? Why? Why?! It’s noisy, unpredictable, and I can’t see the door.

The Girl took me on a long evening walk the other day. We went out to the end of Pier 32 to check out the view and I was getting a little nervous having so much water surrounding me. Did I mention how much I hate water?!

The Girl and Bossman gave me quite a scare today. We were out of my kibble so we took a walk to the store. It was all good until Bossman led me towards the deadly bath corner of the store. NOOOOOOOO! I’m not stinky! I don’t need a bath!! Fortunately for me, Bossman was just teasing me. That was NOT funny….just straight up mean.

Bossman decided to take me through an alley as a shortcut to the dog store. Check out all the new trees to mark! Awesome.