
I knew that the creepy staring would work….works every time…

I knew that the creepy staring would work….works every time…

Boy, my teeth are tired. I also think I have a little whiplash from all the tuggin’ too. I’ll be back for more in a bit.

The Girl just ran 13.1 miles and she’s still got enough energy to put me in a headlock. Sheesh.

Dude, why does human food have to look so tasty? That ginger cookie needs to get in my belly.

Stupid Girl put me in this ridiculous thing a few years ago at Bossman’s 30th birthday Batman party and I can’t believe she still has it. She’s making me put it on again for this retarded holiday. I hate Halloween.

My pal, Baby J, is turns one year old today. I can still remember when he was a wee little guy that could barely keep his eyes open long enough to look at me. Now he’s bigger, weighs almost as much as I do, and can grab my tail with an iron grip. Happy Birthday, Little Dude!

Dude, I totally forgot about this rain stuff that falls from the sky. I’m wet, I sat in a big puddle of mud, and I’m cranky. To make matters worse, The Girl happened to take a photo of me with her phone just to remind me of this horrible morning.

Dude, do I really look this crazy when I’m playing with my rope?

The presidential race has been tiring. Phew, I need a drink.

I don’t. I can get the top off a bottle without them. Betcha you can’t! *nom nom nom*