
I got a piece of sausage off your plate. How you like DAT?!

I got a piece of sausage off your plate. How you like DAT?!

Pancakes…nom nom…are…nom…so tasty.

I can has chikun nuggetz?

I see you eyeing Spike. I’m ready to pounce you if you come any closer.

There’s been a lot of rain this season. It makes me wet but it also means I won’t get a bath for a while. Niiiice.

I’ve been too busy peeing. I’m JUST noticing this interesting pattern on the ground. It’s only taken me 2 1/2 years.

I was fast asleep when The Girl decided to tuck me in with my towel and PMan. Turns out I slept right through it and now there’s an embarrassing photo of me nuzzling my penguin friend. Oh well, if Joey on “Friends” can have a favorite penguin, so can I.

Bossman took me for a walk along the harbor and he pointed out a cool boat that he liked. I’m not so sure if I’ll like sailing but I’d better have a life jacket!

The Girl tells her friends that I eat carrots and most of them are surprised. WHY?! They’re so tasty! When I don’t get the real ones, this stuffed one sometimes helps curb the cravings.

Stupid Girl took me for a stupid walk in the stupid rain, tied up me at the stupid store, and then took a stupid picture of me (again) with her stupid phone. I need to go back to bed.