When The Girl goes to the food store, she ties me up by the stairwell. Why? Why? Why?! It’s noisy, unpredictable, and I can’t see the door.
Category: daily koa
Seat with a View
The Girl made a cove for me. It’s awesome. I can relax on a comfy bed while I keep my eye on the courtyard below. It’s too bad I’m actually not allowed down there.
Stupid anti-dog rules! *shaking paw in the air*
Sick Day
I’m sure you’re all better off without a photo of today’s grossness so there’s no photo of my handsome mug today. I ate some of The Girl’s plant today and it made me sick. In fact, it was so bad that I had a couple indoor explosions from both ends while The Girl and Bossman were away. It sucked and I was so embarrassed when The Girl came home to find puddles of yellow (from my mouth) and brown (from my butt) all over the house. At least I’m smart enough to keep it on the wood floors and not the rug. Just in case you were interested…I was still peeing out of my butt in the evening.
Meditation
I’m feeling a little better today but my bowel movements are still a little arfy. I’m trying a little meditation to see if it will help harden my poo.
I will need a life jacket.
This is the harbor that I walk by twice a day. Bossman wants to take me on a ride on one of these floaty things someday. I think he’s crazy. Why would anyone want to be surrounded by so much water??!! The Girl had better get me a life jacket and maybe some of those arm floaties too.
*sigh*
I’m still bummed out in my bum. I had to wake up The Girl this morning at 4:45 am with a poo emergency. I thought I was feeling better but maybe not yet.
Bossman as Pillow
Bossman likes to play on his computer a lot. When he does, he sits rather still and for a very long time. What a great opportunity for trying out a new pillow. One of the best things about this pillow is that it comes with occasional head scratches. Excellent…
a tickle in my nose
Do you ever have a sneeze that teases you all afternoon? And you brace yourself for the sneeze every 5 minutes but it never comes out? Well, it sucks.
Enjoying the Sun
It stopped raining and I can finally enjoy the sun on my head as I nap-it-up on the couch. Ahh.
Lie Down
This is me being on my best behavior. I usually assume this position when I’m desperate for a treat. This chicken liver treat is TOTALLY worth the effort. Trust me.