
If I wish hard enough, this leaf will turn into bacon.

If I wish hard enough, this leaf will turn into bacon.
The Girl and Bossman went away for a while but now they’re back. We went for a walk and The Girl insisted that I pose for another picture with her. What’s her deal?!

I got a deadly bath today and I don’t get a McRib?! Sure, the beef stick was tasty but I think I deserve THIS too!
If I just stick myself over here, do you think The Girl will get tricked into taking me to the gym along with the rest of her stuff?
Can you tell this guy to stop following me? He’s even looking over trying to talk to me!
…I’ve got an itch in my nose.

The Girl got a box of veggies at the front door on Tuesday and it had a bunch of organic carrots inside. For Thanksgiving, I got one of them. Yesh!!!
What do you mean exactly when you say I’m “not allowed on the couch”?
I always have the best dreams during my daytime naps.

The Girl took me to the store today because she was out of poop bags. I made it out of there without a deadly bath AND took home at bully stick! Oh happy day.