
The Girl tells her friends that I eat carrots and most of them are surprised. WHY?! They’re so tasty! When I don’t get the real ones, this stuffed one sometimes helps curb the cravings.

The Girl tells her friends that I eat carrots and most of them are surprised. WHY?! They’re so tasty! When I don’t get the real ones, this stuffed one sometimes helps curb the cravings.

Stupid Girl took me for a stupid walk in the stupid rain, tied up me at the stupid store, and then took a stupid picture of me (again) with her stupid phone. I need to go back to bed.

Nah. But I did have a birthday today! The Girl took me to the store to pick out a new friend and his name is Moo. I introduced him to the rest of the gang and PMan was already giving him wedgies.