*yawn* Can you believe I’m out and about before the sun is up? Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
Wet Grass
Early in the morning the grass is covered in the wet stuff. It’s a little annoying but way better than it falling from the sky.
My feets are chilly.
I really wish SOMEONE would pull that towel over me…hint hint.
You sure?
I REALLY can’t go down there? There’s so much to pee on! I’ll be quick. Promise.
Hi.
Just wanted to say “hi”.
Uh…got anything to eat?
Clean Towel
I love the smell of dryer sheets and it’s even better when my towel smells just as nice. *sniff sniff* Ah…
Hey…
…is The Girl thinking of making me into a pillow? Uncool.
Boy, I need a brushin’…but they won’t hear that from me. Shh…
Ah…
Still relaxin’ on my towel. Looks like it’s time for Nap #4 for the day.
Gotta pee so bad.
Dude, a guy just wants to pee on a tree and now he’s gotta get through all this snow! I don’t know where The Girl and Bossman have taken me but this white stuff’s everywhere!
Ah…that’s better.
This tree is easier to get to. There’s a whole row of them along the fence. I’d better pace myself.