The Stupid Girl tricked Stupid Me into thinking I was going on an extra walk today. Instead, we ended up at the stupid bathhouse and I got a stupid bath. *sigh* I may look happy but that’s just what I look like when I’m trying not to crap myself in the tub. Stupid Girl…stupid bath…
When The Girl goes to the food store, she ties me up by the stairwell. Why? Why? Why?! It’s noisy, unpredictable, and I can’t see the door.
The Girl made a cove for me. It’s awesome. I can relax on a comfy bed while I keep my eye on the courtyard below. It’s too bad I’m actually not allowed down there.
Stupid anti-dog rules! *shaking paw in the air*
The Girl took me on a long evening walk the other day. We went out to the end of Pier 32 to check out the view and I was getting a little nervous having so much water surrounding me. Did I mention how much I hate water?!
…of The Ghost of Over-Priced-Flowers-Chocolate-Lacey-Hearts Day. Ooooo…
I’m sure you’re all better off without a photo of today’s grossness so there’s no photo of my handsome mug today. I ate some of The Girl’s plant today and it made me sick. In fact, it was so bad that I had a couple indoor explosions from both ends while The Girl and Bossman were away. It sucked and I was so embarrassed when The Girl came home to find puddles of yellow (from my mouth) and brown (from my butt) all over the house. At least I’m smart enough to keep it on the wood floors and not the rug. Just in case you were interested…I was still peeing out of my butt in the evening.
I’m feeling a little better today but my bowel movements are still a little arfy. I’m trying a little meditation to see if it will help harden my poo.
Check out the new bling I’m sportin’ today. It’s straight up from the Motherland and I’m livin’ large.
This is the harbor that I walk by twice a day. Bossman wants to take me on a ride on one of these floaty things someday. I think he’s crazy. Why would anyone want to be surrounded by so much water??!! The Girl had better get me a life jacket and maybe some of those arm floaties too.
I’m still bummed out in my bum. I had to wake up The Girl this morning at 4:45 am with a poo emergency. I thought I was feeling better but maybe not yet.