
The Girl and Bossman took me to Fort Funston today and I had a blast running up and down the hills and sniffing everything in sight. Living in a little condo makes me really appreciate the Great Outdoors.

The Girl and Bossman took me to Fort Funston today and I had a blast running up and down the hills and sniffing everything in sight. Living in a little condo makes me really appreciate the Great Outdoors.

This place is big but has a huge cliff. That’s probably one thing scarier than the water down on the beach below.

I’ve been too busy peeing. I’m JUST noticing this interesting pattern on the ground. It’s only taken me 2 1/2 years.

I was fast asleep when The Girl decided to tuck me in with my towel and PMan. Turns out I slept right through it and now there’s an embarrassing photo of me nuzzling my penguin friend. Oh well, if Joey on “Friends” can have a favorite penguin, so can I.

Bossman took me for a walk along the harbor and he pointed out a cool boat that he liked. I’m not so sure if I’ll like sailing but I’d better have a life jacket!

The Girl tells her friends that I eat carrots and most of them are surprised. WHY?! They’re so tasty! When I don’t get the real ones, this stuffed one sometimes helps curb the cravings.

Stupid Girl took me for a stupid walk in the stupid rain, tied up me at the stupid store, and then took a stupid picture of me (again) with her stupid phone. I need to go back to bed.

Nah. But I did have a birthday today! The Girl took me to the store to pick out a new friend and his name is Moo. I introduced him to the rest of the gang and PMan was already giving him wedgies.
The humans took me shopping for a personal flotation device (PFD). This means I’m really going on that boat one day. Aw nuts!
Bossman took me for a walk and I ended up having to wait for him at Supercuts. Bummer.
