{"id":1,"date":"2008-01-01T00:10:20","date_gmt":"2008-01-01T06:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1"},"modified":"2008-01-01T09:58:46","modified_gmt":"2008-01-01T15:58:46","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"Hello world!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/dsc_9136a.jpg\" alt=\"dsc_9136a.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year and Welcome to MakaKoa.org!<\/p>\n<p>Here, you&#8217;ll get a daily dose of me, Maka Koa, also known as Koa, Kolar, Wanker, Pookie, Stupid Dog, Puppy, and Dog.  I live in San Francisco with The Girl and Bossman, who feed me (most of the time), bathe me (sometimes), and give me a place to sleep (all the time).<\/p>\n<p>I was born in Nipomo, CA where they picked me up on a sunny afternoon in June of 2004.  My pops is named Kingo and my mommy is Cami.  I still keep in touch with my 3\/4 brother Mochi and  1\/2 sister Fuji who live in San Diego.  I consider myself a city dog now.  However, for the first three years of my life, I grew up as a suburban dog with the comforts of grass everywhere and enclosed dog parks.  I now answer to a piercing whistle that the Bossman learned from the internet and I&#8217;m allowed off-leash sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m not napping, I like to lounge on the couch when Bossman isn&#8217;t looking.  I&#8217;ll show off all my toys when you come over and I don&#8217;t usually let strangers pet me.  I have nasal allergies (probably to myself ) and will do tricks for baby carrots.  I hate water but love to drink from the Christmas tree stand.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a fox.  I&#8217;m a Shiba Inu.  And yes, this is as big as I get.  Most importantly, I&#8217;m a badass pup with a big head and a stubborn streak.  I&#8217;ll come running to you on my own time and like the spot in front of my tail scratched.<\/p>\n<p>The Girl likes to take photos of me on a regular basis and I humor her.  I&#8217;d rather not be held or hugged but I will let the girl give me my daily &#8220;huggy hug&#8221; (as she calls it).  It&#8217;s mostly because she&#8217;s the one who takes me out to the park twice a day.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you enjoy this year of me.  My good looks and wit will keep you coming back each day.  But if that&#8217;s not enough, the girl takes some pretty good photos too.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy and feel free to comment as you wish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year and Welcome to MakaKoa.org! Here, you&#8217;ll get a daily dose of me, Maka Koa, also known as Koa, Kolar, Wanker, Pookie, Stupid Dog, Puppy, and Dog. I live in San Francisco with The Girl and Bossman, who feed me (most of the time), bathe me (sometimes), and give me a place to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=1\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hello world!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}