{"id":107,"date":"2008-02-11T19:33:14","date_gmt":"2008-02-12T03:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=107"},"modified":"2008-02-17T10:52:48","modified_gmt":"2008-02-17T18:52:48","slug":"i-hate-this-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"I hate this place."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/p1010553a.jpg\" alt=\"p1010553a.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When The Girl goes to the food store, she ties me up by the stairwell.  Why? Why? Why?!  It&#8217;s noisy, unpredictable, and I can&#8217;t see the door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When The Girl goes to the food store, she ties me up by the stairwell. Why? Why? Why?! It&#8217;s noisy, unpredictable, and I can&#8217;t see the door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa","category-outings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}