{"id":1114,"date":"2009-01-09T21:50:05","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T05:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1114"},"modified":"2009-01-10T21:55:08","modified_gmt":"2009-01-11T05:55:08","slug":"not-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=1114","title":{"rendered":"Not Happy"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Not<\/p>\n

Little J was not a happy camper when he came over on Sunday.\u00c2\u00a0 All he wanted to do was curl up like a turtle, cry, and leak out of his eyes and nose.\u00c2\u00a0 I tried to console him but it didn’t work.\u00c2\u00a0 So, to help get my mind off the noise, I humped my bed.\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, you heard me.\u00c2\u00a0 Whut?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Little J was not a happy camper when he came over on Sunday.\u00c2\u00a0 All he wanted to do was curl up like a turtle, cry, and leak out of his eyes and nose.\u00c2\u00a0 I tried to console him but it didn’t work.\u00c2\u00a0 So, to help get my mind off the noise, I humped my bed.\u00c2\u00a0 … Continue reading Not Happy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-peeps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1114"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1117,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions\/1117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}