{"id":116,"date":"2008-02-15T22:50:59","date_gmt":"2008-02-16T06:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=116"},"modified":"2008-03-02T22:10:29","modified_gmt":"2008-03-03T06:10:29","slug":"out-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"Sick Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sure you’re all better off without a photo of today’s grossness so there’s no photo of my handsome mug today. I ate some of The Girl’s plant today and it made me sick. In fact, it was so bad that I had a couple indoor explosions from both ends while The Girl and Bossman were away. It sucked and I was so embarrassed when The Girl came home to find puddles of yellow (from my mouth) and brown (from my butt) all over the house. At least I’m smart enough to keep it on the wood floors and not the rug. Just in case you were interested…I was still peeing out of my butt in the evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m sure you’re all better off without a photo of today’s grossness so there’s no photo of my handsome mug today. I ate some of The Girl’s plant today and it made me sick. In fact, it was so bad that I had a couple indoor explosions from both ends while The Girl and Bossman … Continue reading Sick Day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-daily-koa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}