{"id":1215,"date":"2009-02-01T07:22:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T15:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1215"},"modified":"2009-02-08T00:24:16","modified_gmt":"2009-02-08T08:24:16","slug":"you-sure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=1215","title":{"rendered":"You sure?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1216 aligncenter\" title=\"You sure?\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/dsc_4448.jpg\" alt=\"You sure?\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I REALLY can&#8217;t go down there?\u00c2\u00a0 There&#8217;s so much to pee on!\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be quick.\u00c2\u00a0 Promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I REALLY can&#8217;t go down there?\u00c2\u00a0 There&#8217;s so much to pee on!\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be quick.\u00c2\u00a0 Promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1217,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215\/revisions\/1217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}