{"id":1371,"date":"2009-03-22T15:56:44","date_gmt":"2009-03-22T23:56:44","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1371"},"modified":"2009-03-27T15:58:24","modified_gmt":"2009-03-27T23:58:24","slug":"dude-wake-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=1371","title":{"rendered":"Dude, wake up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1372\" title=\"wake up\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/dsc_5668.jpg\" alt=\"wake up\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s starting to snow outside and I want to pee on it.\u00c2\u00a0 How &#8217;bout a walkie walk?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s starting to snow outside and I want to pee on it.\u00c2\u00a0 How &#8217;bout a walkie walk?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-peeps","category-outings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1371"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1374,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions\/1374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}