{"id":1444,"date":"2009-04-10T20:47:04","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T04:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1444"},"modified":"2009-04-11T20:49:21","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T04:49:21","slug":"im-floored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=1444","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m floored."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1443\" title=\"floored\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/dsc_5780.jpg\" alt=\"floored\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now how exactly did this happen?!\u00c2\u00a0 I had an awesome window seat and now I&#8217;m on the floor!\u00c2\u00a0 This sucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now how exactly did this happen?!\u00c2\u00a0 I had an awesome window seat and now I&#8217;m on the floor!\u00c2\u00a0 This sucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1444"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1446,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions\/1446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}