{"id":153,"date":"2008-03-02T00:32:29","date_gmt":"2008-03-02T08:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=153"},"modified":"2008-03-01T19:44:07","modified_gmt":"2008-03-02T03:44:07","slug":"153","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=153","title":{"rendered":"Phew, that was close."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/dsc_2484.jpg\" alt=\"dsc_2484.jpg\" \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/dsc_2485.jpg\" alt=\"dsc_2485.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Girl and Bossman gave me quite a scare today.  We were out of my kibble so we took a walk to the store.  It was all good until Bossman led me towards the deadly bath corner of the store.  NOOOOOOOO!  I&#8217;m not stinky!  I don&#8217;t need a bath!!  Fortunately for me, Bossman was just teasing me.  That was NOT funny&#8230;.just straight up mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Girl and Bossman gave me quite a scare today. We were out of my kibble so we took a walk to the store. It was all good until Bossman led me towards the deadly bath corner of the store. NOOOOOOOO! I&#8217;m not stinky! I don&#8217;t need a bath!! Fortunately for me, Bossman was just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=153\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Phew, that was close.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa","category-my-peeps","category-outings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}