{"id":1565,"date":"2009-05-12T18:58:31","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T02:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1565"},"modified":"2009-05-25T19:07:15","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T03:07:15","slug":"oh-alright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=1565","title":{"rendered":"Oh alright&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1566 aligncenter\" title=\"oh alright...\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/p1090934.jpg\" alt=\"oh alright...\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This guy at the restaurant wouldn&#8217;t stop hanging out next to me and was determined to pat my head.\u00c2\u00a0 Once I gave him the chance, he went away.\u00c2\u00a0 If I knew that would happen I would have let him touch my head sooner.\u00c2\u00a0 Live and learn&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy at the restaurant wouldn&#8217;t stop hanging out next to me and was determined to pat my head.\u00c2\u00a0 Once I gave him the chance, he went away.\u00c2\u00a0 If I knew that would happen I would have let him touch my head sooner.\u00c2\u00a0 Live and learn&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa","category-outings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1565"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1568,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565\/revisions\/1568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}