{"id":1580,"date":"2009-05-25T18:11:23","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T02:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1580"},"modified":"2009-07-05T08:02:49","modified_gmt":"2009-07-05T16:02:49","slug":"i-lose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=1580","title":{"rendered":"I lose."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1581 aligncenter\" title=\"*SNARF*\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/dsc_7785.jpg\" alt=\"*SNARF*\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>*SNARF SNARF*\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s not a treat&#8230;it&#8217;s a new member of the pack.\u00c2\u00a0 The Girl says his name is Mr. Fizzle.\u00c2\u00a0 *sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*SNARF SNARF*\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s not a treat&#8230;it&#8217;s a new member of the pack.\u00c2\u00a0 The Girl says his name is Mr. Fizzle.\u00c2\u00a0 *sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,12],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-1580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-peeps","category-treats","tag-fizzle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1580"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1584,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions\/1584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}