{"id":1617,"date":"2009-06-07T15:34:04","date_gmt":"2009-06-07T23:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1617"},"modified":"2009-07-05T07:58:47","modified_gmt":"2009-07-05T15:58:47","slug":"too-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=1617","title":{"rendered":"Too short"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1616 aligncenter\" title=\"taller\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/p1100147.jpg\" alt=\"taller\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I can barely see over the dashboard.\u00c2\u00a0 Too bad I&#8217;m not a tad taller.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can barely see over the dashboard.\u00c2\u00a0 Too bad I&#8217;m not a tad taller.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7,5],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-1617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa","category-outings","category-portraits","tag-car"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1617"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1660,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617\/revisions\/1660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}