{"id":174,"date":"2008-03-12T21:36:36","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T05:36:36","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=174"},"modified":"2008-03-13T21:37:14","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T05:37:14","slug":"this-bridge-blows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"This bridge blows."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/dsc_2515.jpg\" alt=\"dsc_2515.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something about this bridge that creeps me out.  All I know is that it&#8217;s really loud when the cars cross it and the wooden planks on this thing cannot be trusted.  I can&#8217;t believe The Girl made me wait here longer than I needed to.  Get me the heck off this thing, STAT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s something about this bridge that creeps me out. All I know is that it&#8217;s really loud when the cars cross it and the wooden planks on this thing cannot be trusted. I can&#8217;t believe The Girl made me wait here longer than I needed to. Get me the heck off this thing, STAT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}