{"id":2261,"date":"2012-04-15T19:04:39","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T03:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=2261"},"modified":"2012-04-15T19:10:41","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T03:10:41","slug":"mr-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=2261","title":{"rendered":"The Chair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2264\" title=\"chair\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/IMG_4970-600x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/IMG_4970-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/IMG_4970-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/IMG_4970-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/IMG_4970-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/IMG_4970.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>*sniff*\u00a0 I smell Wilby.\u00a0 *sniff* I smell Lil&#8217; J.\u00a0 *sniff* I smell Baby Reese too!\u00a0 But where are they?!\u00a0 I looked everywhere!\u00a0 Can someone tell me where they are?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*sniff*\u00a0 I smell Wilby.\u00a0 *sniff* I smell Lil&#8217; J.\u00a0 *sniff* I smell Baby Reese too!\u00a0 But where are they?!\u00a0 I looked everywhere!\u00a0 Can someone tell me where they are?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[56,33,57,47],"class_list":["post-2261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa","category-my-peeps","tag-baby-reese","tag-little-j","tag-the-chair","tag-wilby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2261"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2265,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261\/revisions\/2265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}