{"id":2327,"date":"2012-09-01T12:58:47","date_gmt":"2012-09-01T20:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=2327"},"modified":"2012-09-01T12:59:36","modified_gmt":"2012-09-01T20:59:36","slug":"you-call-that-a-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=2327","title":{"rendered":"You call THAT a toy?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2328\" title=\"star stacker\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3148-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3148-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3148.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Kumquat was playing with this thing that plays music and lights up.\u00a0 Once I got a closer look, I thought, &#8220;That&#8217;s no fun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2329\" title=\"tennis ball\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3154-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3154-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3154.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>So I brought over one of my favorite toys.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2330\" title=\"teaching\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3157-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3157-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3157.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>&#8220;Lemme show you how you use it.\u00a0 This is WAY better.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kumquat was playing with this thing that plays music and lights up.\u00a0 Once I got a closer look, I thought, &#8220;That&#8217;s no fun.&#8221; So I brought over one of my favorite toys. &#8220;Lemme show you how you use it.\u00a0 This is WAY better.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[58],"class_list":["post-2327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-peeps","tag-kumquat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2327"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2332,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2327\/revisions\/2332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}