{"id":2358,"date":"2013-01-29T11:35:32","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T19:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2013-01-29T11:42:10","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T19:42:10","slug":"i-dont-get-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=2358","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t get it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/20130129-112544.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/20130129-112544.jpg\" alt=\"20130129-112544.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Those balls look just like the ones I already have but The Girl keeps telling me &#8220;no!&#8221;  So they&#8217;re NOT mine?! Seriously?! Kumquat doesn&#8217;t even know what to do with them. There&#8217;s no way they&#8217;ll fit in her puny mouth.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/20130129-114027.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/20130129-114027.jpg\" alt=\"20130129-114027.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those balls look just like the ones I already have but The Girl keeps telling me &#8220;no!&#8221; So they&#8217;re NOT mine?! Seriously?! Kumquat doesn&#8217;t even know what to do with them. There&#8217;s no way they&#8217;ll fit in her puny mouth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[58],"class_list":["post-2358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-peeps","tag-kumquat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2358"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2361,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions\/2361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}