{"id":271,"date":"2008-04-27T11:03:32","date_gmt":"2008-04-27T19:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=271"},"modified":"2008-04-27T11:04:11","modified_gmt":"2008-04-27T19:04:11","slug":"dude-its-a-long-way-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Dude, it&#8217;s a long way down."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/video.google.com\/googleplayer.swf?docid=-5189109311115147746&amp;hl=en\" id=\"VideoPlayback\" style=\"width: 400px; height: 326px\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><\/embed><\/div>\n<p>One of my favorite napping places is on the couch.  Back when I was little pup, the height of the couch was pretty daunting.  However, at just 8 weeks of age, I quickly learned my &#8220;quick get-away leap off the couch&#8221; move for later on.  Nowadays, I happily sleep on the couch when no one is home but as soon as Bossman gets home, BOOM!  off the couch I go.  I&#8217;m sneaky like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorite napping places is on the couch. Back when I was little pup, the height of the couch was pretty daunting. However, at just 8 weeks of age, I quickly learned my &#8220;quick get-away leap off the couch&#8221; move for later on. Nowadays, I happily sleep on the couch when no one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=271\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dude, it&#8217;s a long way down.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moving-koa","category-puppy-days"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}