{"id":300,"date":"2008-05-10T19:21:08","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T03:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=300"},"modified":"2008-05-11T19:34:54","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T03:34:54","slug":"tricked-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"tricked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/imgp0470.jpg\" alt=\"imgp0470.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Girl and Bossman took me to this beach park a few months ago and it was pretty nice.  That is until I started playing Keep Away from The Girl, ran too close to the water, slipped, and went PLUNK into the water.  The shore looked pretty shallow but man, I was tricked.  It was like a sink hole or something and I had to paddle for dear life.  Water is evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Girl and Bossman took me to this beach park a few months ago and it was pretty nice. That is until I started playing Keep Away from The Girl, ran too close to the water, slipped, and went PLUNK into the water. The shore looked pretty shallow but man, I was tricked. It was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=300\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">tricked<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}