{"id":330,"date":"2008-05-25T18:18:17","date_gmt":"2008-05-26T02:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=330"},"modified":"2008-06-01T15:45:46","modified_gmt":"2008-06-01T23:45:46","slug":"so-tempting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=330","title":{"rendered":"So tempting&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/dsc_3861.jpg\" alt=\"dsc_3861.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When The Girl first handed me Mr. Squeakers, I nearly tore his head off.  So, soon after that, he was taken away to the ER and got stitched up with some dental floss.  Now I&#8217;m supposed to &#8220;be friends&#8221; with him while he&#8217;s in recovery.  Bah, just wait &#8217;til she&#8217;s not looking, Mr. Squeakers. Your head is mine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When The Girl first handed me Mr. Squeakers, I nearly tore his head off. So, soon after that, he was taken away to the ER and got stitched up with some dental floss. Now I&#8217;m supposed to &#8220;be friends&#8221; with him while he&#8217;s in recovery. Bah, just wait &#8217;til she&#8217;s not looking, Mr. Squeakers. Your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=330\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So tempting&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-peeps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}