{"id":46,"date":"2008-01-17T00:02:59","date_gmt":"2008-01-17T08:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=46"},"modified":"2008-01-16T18:43:33","modified_gmt":"2008-01-17T02:43:33","slug":"dont-you-even-think-about-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t you even think about it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/dsc_0669a.jpg\" alt=\"dsc_0669a.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s MY ball.  I don&#8217;t care if half of it is missing and the squeaker is toast AND that it gets stuck in my pointy tooth.  I will steal your socks and eat them if you throw it in the trash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s MY ball. I don&#8217;t care if half of it is missing and the squeaker is toast AND that it gets stuck in my pointy tooth. I will steal your socks and eat them if you throw it in the trash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa","category-portraits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}