{"id":48,"date":"2008-01-18T00:02:26","date_gmt":"2008-01-18T08:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=48"},"modified":"2008-01-16T18:47:50","modified_gmt":"2008-01-17T02:47:50","slug":"in-the-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=48","title":{"rendered":"In the Elevator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/dsc_0694a.jpg\" alt=\"dsc_0694a.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just heading out for my usual stroll-and-pee.  The Girl thought it would be a good idea to bring the camera today.  *sigh*  It&#8217;s tough being so handsome.  Not just ANYONE can look this good in an elevator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just heading out for my usual stroll-and-pee. The Girl thought it would be a good idea to bring the camera today. *sigh* It&#8217;s tough being so handsome. Not just ANYONE can look this good in an elevator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa","category-portraits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}