{"id":503,"date":"2008-07-24T21:45:25","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T04:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=503"},"modified":"2008-07-24T21:45:25","modified_gmt":"2008-07-25T04:45:25","slug":"this-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"This way!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-504 aligncenter\" title=\"dsc_1773a\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/dsc_1773a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/dsc_1773a.jpg 400w, https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/dsc_1773a-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes The Girl takes me out when she&#8217;s half asleep.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s when I take control and show her where the best spots are for taking a dump.\u00c2\u00a0 I just make sure she doesn&#8217;t step on any &#8220;landmines&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes The Girl takes me out when she&#8217;s half asleep.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s when I take control and show her where the best spots are for taking a dump.\u00c2\u00a0 I just make sure she doesn&#8217;t step on any &#8220;landmines&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-peeps","category-outings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":505,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions\/505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}