{"id":72,"date":"2008-01-27T22:24:41","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T06:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=72"},"modified":"2011-11-24T07:18:53","modified_gmt":"2011-11-24T15:18:53","slug":"i-should-be-their-mascot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"I should be their mascot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/dsc_0745a.jpg\" alt=\"dsc_0745a.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Who needs a sea lion statue when you can get such a good-looking pup instead?\u00a0 I mean, Lou Seal is alright but wouldn&#8217;t you rather see a statue of me at every game?\u00a0 C&#8217;mon, I could replace this guy any day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who needs a sea lion statue when you can get such a good-looking pup instead?\u00a0 I mean, Lou Seal is alright but wouldn&#8217;t you rather see a statue of me at every game?\u00a0 C&#8217;mon, I could replace this guy any day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kodak-picture-spots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2151,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/2151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}