{"id":823,"date":"2008-11-02T07:44:06","date_gmt":"2008-11-02T14:44:06","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=823"},"modified":"2008-11-01T23:58:18","modified_gmt":"2008-11-02T06:58:18","slug":"someone-make-it-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"Someone make it stop&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-824\" title=\"rainyday\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/rainyday.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dude, I totally forgot about this rain stuff that falls from the sky.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m wet, I sat in a big puddle of mud, and  I&#8217;m cranky.\u00c2\u00a0 To make matters worse, The Girl happened to take a photo of me with her phone just to remind me of this horrible morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude, I totally forgot about this rain stuff that falls from the sky.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m wet, I sat in a big puddle of mud, and I&#8217;m cranky.\u00c2\u00a0 To make matters worse, The Girl happened to take a photo of me with her phone just to remind me of this horrible morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa","category-outings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":832,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions\/832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}