{"id":971,"date":"2008-12-14T23:45:10","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T06:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=971"},"modified":"2008-12-17T23:48:33","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T06:48:33","slug":"whos-this-guy-behind-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=971","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s this guy behind me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-972 aligncenter\" title=\"dsc_3569\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/dsc_3569.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He tried to pee on the furniture and luckily he had a magical belt thingy that kept the pee on him.\u00c2\u00a0 Wha?!\u00c2\u00a0 I hope The Girl doesn&#8217;t get any bright ideas of getting a diaper for me too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He tried to pee on the furniture and luckily he had a magical belt thingy that kept the pee on him.\u00c2\u00a0 Wha?!\u00c2\u00a0 I hope The Girl doesn&#8217;t get any bright ideas of getting a diaper for me too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-peeps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":973,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions\/973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}