{"id":988,"date":"2008-12-19T15:43:10","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T22:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=988"},"modified":"2009-12-06T01:14:28","modified_gmt":"2009-12-06T09:14:28","slug":"just-shoot-me-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/?p=988","title":{"rendered":"Just shoot me now&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-989\" title=\"dsc_9911c\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/dsc_9911c.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>With Christmas approaching, The Girl gets extra annoying.\u00a0 Can you believe this get-up?! *sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Christmas approaching, The Girl gets extra annoying.\u00a0 Can you believe this get-up?! *sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-koa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1788,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions\/1788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/makakoa.beakatude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}