
Here I am as a little lad. This was taken on my second day with The Girl and Bossman. My ears aren’t even pointy yet! Check out the gigantic paws and tummy folds that I’m rockin’!

Here I am as a little lad. This was taken on my second day with The Girl and Bossman. My ears aren’t even pointy yet! Check out the gigantic paws and tummy folds that I’m rockin’!

This is what I call my innocent puppy look. Nevermind the chewed up socks, scratched couch legs, and torn up toilet paper roll that I left in the hall. Heh heh… This is probably what kept me from being turned into a foot warmer.

This is the day I first met The Girl and Bossman. I was just a wee pup at 8 weeks of age and had to say goodbye to my brothers, sister, mom, dad, and aunties. The kind man that fed us even gave me a little talking to before I was taken to my new home. He told me to “be good” and he had the saddest look on his face. I think I’ve been good so far but I don’t think Bossman would ever admit it.

*sniff sniff sniff*Â Uh…How ’bout now?

Back when I was still learning how to hold my pee, Bossman made me sleep in a kennel. I actually didn’t mind it. I thought it was actually pretty cozy. It was my safe place. I knew that no one could bother me in there…not even The Girl.

This is me on my second day with The Girl and Bossman. If you think I sleep a lot now, you should have seen me when I was a pup. I was just as creative with my nap spots back then too. It’s all about priorities, man.

Just four days after I was taken from my family, The Girl and Bossman thought it was time to give me a bath. I guess they didn’t appreciate my dusty, rolling-around-in-the-dirt look from back when I was with my brothers and sisters. Anyway, this so-called bath was the crappiest experience EVAR.
First, they dump you into a slippery white tub with completely no traction for my paws and nails. As I scramble around in the tub, they turn on the water, which looks like Niagra Falls compared to my 5-pound puppy size. Then they dump water on top of my head and pretend to give me a massage with the bubble concoction they call soap, which is supposed to make me smell better. Personally I think my au naturale scent is the best.

Now take a look at the huge maniacal grin on The Girl’s face. Doesn’t she look like she’s enjoying my suffering a little too much? Can’t you see that I’m dying here?!

Here is a close-up of me in my wet, miserable state and trying to escape. Won’t someone come to this poor little pup’s rescue?! And so my fear of water begins. I know that Shibas notoriously hate water but this certainly doesn’t help matters.
Get a load of this video taken of my second bath. It was just as sucky as the first one.
Ah, this was one of my favorite games as a pup. It’s too bad The Girl decided to break my bowl. That would have been a fun game to play this past weekend.

Maybe we have more in common than Bossman will admit to. I think we both agree that weekend naps are one of the best things in life.